There are swears. censored but still
Christina: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Christina: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Christina: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Tris: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
Uriah: I don’t remember that.
Eric: Do you remember that night last week when you slept in a revolving door?
Uriah: ...No.
Eric: Okay, do you remember when you were chased by those wild dogs for two miles?
Uriah: Not especially, no.
Eric: It was in between those two things.
Tris: I just drank a lego piece.
Uriah: ...what the hell?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid?
Tris: Yes.
Uriah: Why did you even melt a lego in the first place?!
Tris: Because it looked like chocolate! So I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?
Four: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Eric: ....
Christina: .....
Tris: ......
Tori: ..Who?
Four: That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at Tori*
Tori: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Tori: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
Tris: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again?
Tori: There isn't another one. You're crazy.
Tris: A fistfight CAN be romantic.
Tris: I wish I had more enemies.
Four: I’m sure you will someday, honey.
Eric: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Al: Oh, you’ve been?
Eric: Once. In Monopoly.
Four: I think we should kiss.
Uriah: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.
Four: Okay, help me, please!
Eric: Got two words for you.
Four: I bet they won't be helpful.
Eric: Your problem.
Four: I was right.
Four: Tris got into a fight.
Eric: That’s bad.
Eric:
Eric: Did they win?
Eric: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.
Christina: But don't you hate yourself.
Eric: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
Tori: I'm not that stupid!
Eric: Tori, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.
Tori: TRIS TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!
Al: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.
Christina: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!
Four: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING S***!
Christina: ...
Uriah: What time is it?
Al: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out
Al: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
Christina: WHO THE F*** IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE F***ING MORNING
Al: It’s 2 am
Tori: Something’s off.
Eric: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Tori: No, but that’s funny.
Christina: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother.
Four: Mmm, we aren't really that close.
Christina: Oh, good.
Four: *looks at debit card info*
Four: Hey Tori! What did you get at the gas station yesterday?
Tori: Gas?
Four: I said put fifteen dollars in!
Tori: Oh no. I thought you said fifty.
Four: Numbers like fifteen and sixty are important to confirm if you're unsure.
Tori: I wasn't unsure at the time. I confidently thought you said fifty.
Four: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Tori: It’s just you.
Tris: Christina is forbidden from monologuing.
Four: But that’s censorship.
Eric: Well done. You are correct. You’re being censored. Now go.
Four: Hey besties-
Tori: Die.
Four: What did I do to you-
Eric: Here you go, Al, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Al: It's cold.
Eric: A nice cup of coffee.
Al: It's horrible!
Eric: Cup of coffee.
Al: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Eric: C U P.
